A unique conglomeration of corn chips and decomposing TOR bookcovers, the Skwid is surely one of the most unusual collective figments yet to emerge from the prolifically depraved mind of Humanity. While its demeanor can be unusual at times, its appearance is mostly harmless. DO NOT BE DECIEVED. The Skwid is a corruptive influence remarkable in its subtlety and insidiousness. The danger lies in the apparent perception that the Skwid itself is not corrupted. How this effect is accomplished is the subject of much current research.

All this being said (and appropriate precautions taken), the Skwid is pretty fun to hang around with.

(If you haven't gotten enough BS yet, check out the real deal for MS, PhD)